Goku

Long was the work I slaved for today;
Woe was me for I wished to play.

Finally the end, my home was near,
The escape from my family and my peers.

Shedding the suit of which I adorned,
To a Night Elf huntress I transformed.

Fantasies awaited, lives to unfold,
Reality to not touch this RP world.

"Ishnu-ala" I did greet,
The dark paladin, first I did meet.

Death Knight of Arthas, a grand betrayal,
A murdering of my love for the tale.

A quick escape, I made from the fool,
Bumping another named Cthulu.

He turned and stared, very irate,
Then ripped out my heart, of which he then ate.

Rolling my eyes, his RP I deplore,
I went on my way, respecting the lore.

A druid ahead gave me some hope,
There had to be one that wasn't a dope.

Another greeting, a bow and a hail,
Too late I did find, she sported a tail.

Whiskers and ears with an elf face,
This was worse than paladins from space.

Escape, escape, the keys I tapped fast,
"Delete" was the end for my huntress Kass.

Rerolled on the horde, a side more mature,
There were less noobs, I was assured.

And here I defend, with a name that holds true:
The blood elf paladin, known as Goku.